PLEASE READ BEFORE ASKING ANY QUESTIONS. WE WILL DELETE ANYTHING THAT ASKS THE FOLLOWING:

Who are we?     

Two girls.

Where do we live?  

One in New York City, one in Victoria, Australia.

Why are we bitches?  

We don’t mean to be. We have a lot of messages each day so we get a bit impatient. Please forgive.

Promo for promo?

Not unless we already follow you. Ask us to check out your blog first.

Vote for me?

Link us to the poll and if we think you deserve to win, of course.

Follow me?

No way. This is extremely rude, ask us to check out your blog and we’ll see.

Why the unfollow?

Sorry. Your blog is probably not our type. But if you really think we have made a mistake, message us here 

Do you want to join our collab?   

Thanks but no thanks. 

How do you get so many followers?

Find a url and stick with it. Reblog what you and your followers want. Don’t listen to the haters.

What is your theme? 

Narnia by blinkanditsover.

Who made your banner?

We did, but the website has now closed down. Thankfully we have many different banners saved from that website.

Why is your url Ty-phoon?

Typhoons can destroy skyscrapers in second. They are powerful and leave everything hauntingly peaceful.

For anything else, there’s the ask box